Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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