Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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