but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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