Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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