Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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