ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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