She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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