You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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