The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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