420 ftw
Tell her she can't have a vagina
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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