her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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