I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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