My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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