Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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