i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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