I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Alive.
So much puke
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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