i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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