you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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