She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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