i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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