He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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