Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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