awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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