bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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