Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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