Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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