we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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