I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
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take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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