im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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