All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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