well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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