Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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