wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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