She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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