the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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