It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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