hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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