Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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