at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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