quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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