i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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