yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
meet me or not, i'm out of control
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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