dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
either way he was missing a nipple.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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