Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I could make wine with my vomit
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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