Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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