He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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