Me too!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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