Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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