Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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