My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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